I want to use an entire post to say what I could normally have said in a single “pulse”

Geocatching is awesome. 

NY Plans on BANNING sugary drinks.

This is borderline obscene. 

You and your Fiancé are in the car. You are driving through the desert. On the other side of that desert is Los Vegas where you have agreed to marry each other. You get cold feet and decide you don’t want to marry her. You’re afraid that she is going to be a financial burden. You have decided you’re not “good enough” to be a married man. You think that you will most likely cheat on her, I mean, all men do right?

So you decide the best option is to stop along the side of the highway, pull her out of the car…

…and shoot her in the forehead. 

There was nothing else you could have done. You would have had to take care of her, provide her food and water throughout the rest of the trip if you didn’t kill her. You would have had to go through the pain of a break up when you got there. And you didn’t want to scar her emotionally. It was just better this way. 

And besides, it’s your car, your life. You have the right to choose what happens to it. Nobody has the right to tell you what to do with it.

“you should have the right to choose what happens to your own body, unless your an unborn baby, then you no longer have that choice”

I’m pro-choice, which is why I’m against abortion. The child should be allowed to choose.

Please support our troops by bringing them home. 

I love this coffee maker. Seriously. 

Iraq is a no fly zone, so why are we flying drones over the country?

I recently ordered over $3,500.00 worth of stock for my new store and every day things are coming in! It’s like Christmas morning on crack. 

Today, however, a special item is coming in I cannot wait for! It’s a custom set of tools specifically designed for small electronics repair. I have tools already, but nothing on this scale. I’m going pro and I want the best. 

 Unfortunately, like an idiot I had it shipped to my house instead of to my business so I am waiting around frustrated and anxious for the UPS guy to arrive. Had I delivered it to the business I’d have received it hours ago. FML. 

Live and learn I guess. 

Alright, so here is the new version of the flyer I’ve created after receiving a good amount of feedback from everyone here!

I really appreciate the help, so keep it coming! I want to start putting this flyer up THIS week!!!

Thank you again! And please recommend this post again so I can get as much feedback as possible!!

I am starting to really advertise this small business I’ve recently started and I’ve come up with a flyer I personally like. Unfortunately, my personal taste does not often translate into sales! So I am turning to the only people I know who are, usually, more than willing to share their opinions and help each other out, my fellow Xangans! 

THE GOAL:

I want people, who have never in their lives considered customizing their phones, to pick up this flyer and want what I am selling. 

WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:

I want to know if any of you have suggestions to make this flyer more appealing. If there is something that you see that turns you off, or something you see that I should emphasize let me know in the comments! 

Please, rec this post so I can get as much feedback as possible!

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