November 21, 2012
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Theologians cafe: Dox’d
It took several years and browsing through hundreds of his thousands of posts, but I’ve finally figured out exactly who “theologians cafe” is. The answer may surprise you, on the other hand, it may just strike you as obvious.
First, we have to go back to when Xanga was a brand new site. Way back in 1999 before Xanga helped solve a murder case it was a book-review site and didn’t have weblogs until 2000. Which brings me to my next observation:
“Dan the theologian’s” profile credits him with being a member way back in 1995. How can that be?
Well, my friends, Thats because Dan is:
The internet.
I apologize, this was going to be epic but I got bored with it fast.
Do any of you have stories to share about the Theologians cafe?
Comments (7)
Yeah it fizzled…….you did start epic though and built up decently…..I am missing big gaps about the culture here on xanga. Everytime I look around I find out half a story the other half has already been, come and gone. It’s too hard to look back over everything to fill in the stories people have so to me I treat all now as fresh new no history….find out soon enough if there is any shit floating around any way…..Greets to ya
Oh no Dan was created by Microsoft or was it Apple.
Dan is the internet? That’s the best you can do? DAN IS THE ONLY XANGAN WHO GETS VIEWS AND COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!! That means Xanga will go down in history as “the place where a guy name Dan asked us questions.” Which is why Trunthepaige is not posting anymore, no viewers, no serious audience, what’s the incentive to post here on xanga?
This must be the answer. No real pictures of him have ever surfaced.
Lol desperate for hits much?
@GreekPhysique - bored. *rolls eyes*
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Maybe you are the reason that I ordered some creepy purple sot cks last evening. We never know when our angels shall appear. Thank you kind sir, and may the chimes begin. Blessings my friend. I am counting on such magic, Barbara Everett Heintz, Author, of, “Pinkhoneysuckle the book — which would resides, on Amazon, Kindle, Great are our angels and the shoting stars which cross the sky!